• Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    11 months ago

    Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

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    11 months ago

    They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom

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      11 months ago

      It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.

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    11 months ago

    “We know life is Hard, but have you tried Ultra Hard by skipping the most important meal of the day and starting out famished?”