- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast By Gabriel T. Rubin WSJ A customer shops for eggs in Austin, Texas. (Brandon Bell/Getty Images)
2 months later
“Millennials and GenZ are destroying the Breakfast Market”
“You will eat shit and die before we pay you your worth”
-Owners of WSJ
To Save Money, Maybe You Should Organize a Violent Revolt Against the Capitalist Class
Article: maybe you should skip breakfast to save money
Bacon and Eggs suppliers: supply skyrockets while demand falls
Article: Please start eating breakfast!
The next article will be complaining about millennials killing the egg industry
We can only hope
Why?
Because the egg industry is rife with the mistreatment and killings of chickens
People will let the elites talk to them like that actually. I am sure the WSJ could print an article saying “let rich people shit in your mouth, a solution to hunger” and people will still take it.
It’s because they think the elites have “the secret” to getting rich, and that by listening to them and following their advice, they can become a billionaire too.
Of course, the “secret” is having rich parents, but they never mention that part…
Of course, the “secret” is having rich parents, but they never mention that part
“But but but Gates started in his mum’s garage! And dropped out of college! And Musk also started in a garage! And have you seen Bezos’ first office! It was just a shitty desk in a supply closet! They worked hard, you’re just jealous!!111”
i may have a wrong impression but dont europeans go very light on breakfast already?
Compared to Americans? Probably.
I don’t know how representative I am for the average European but I usually have some eggs or a cup of skyr with fruits and/or oats for breakfast.
What is skyr? Is it like yogurt? Is it nice?
Denser than a yoghurt, very similar to white cheese. Normal skyr is a bit too bitter for me but the flavoured ones are very good.