• Yhuel@alien.topB
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    11 months ago

    Been an hour, anyone knows why he actually left? Was he injured and they had no subs left?

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      11 months ago

      I think his team was losing 3-0. He came on and scored two goals. And then just a few minutes later the other team scored another making it 4-2. So I think he just got pissed and said fuck it and walked out. But don’t quote me on this.

      • whodkickamoocow@alien.topB
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        11 months ago

        I think his team was losing 3-0. He came on and scored two goals. And then just a few minutes later the other team scored another making it 4-2. So I think he just got pissed and said fuck it and walked out. But don’t quote me on this.

    • KenHumano@alien.topB
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      11 months ago

      That’s the least urgent pooping emergency I’ve ever seen, he’s strolling and even stops to play a pass.

  • resident_hater@alien.topB
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    11 months ago

    I’m surprised someone with a history of being so dedicated and committed would quit in the middle of a game like that.

    • Whateversurewhynot@alien.topB
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      11 months ago

      dedicated and committed

      As a Schalke fan, I’d like to say a thing or two about that. He left us to go to Wolfsburg!

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        11 months ago

        As a Wolfsburg fan, I’d like to say a thing or two about that. He left us to go to PSG!

  • Dependent_Plenty_777@alien.topB
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    11 months ago

    Anyone who ever came close to shitting themselves at least once in their lives, knows that this is not one of those cases. You don`t just casually walk away when you feel it coming, you run for your dear life

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      11 months ago

      As someone who is probably one of the top global experts on shitting yourself, having suffered from an a degeneration of parts of my intestine causing me to shit at rapid speed with warning times ranging from zero to one minute and this to shit myself at least once a week for two years, sometimes you walk and sometimes you run.

      It depends on what’s going on internally when the shit strikes, sometimes legging it will trigger sphincter release but sometimes it won’t.

    • thisguyuno@alien.topB
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      11 months ago

      Tbf your best bet is to walk off, doesn’t arouse suspicion and doesn’t force any unintentional pressure that may cause a tragic explosion