Been an hour, anyone knows why he actually left? Was he injured and they had no subs left?
I think his team was losing 3-0. He came on and scored two goals. And then just a few minutes later the other team scored another making it 4-2. So I think he just got pissed and said fuck it and walked out. But don’t quote me on this.
I think his team was losing 3-0. He came on and scored two goals. And then just a few minutes later the other team scored another making it 4-2. So I think he just got pissed and said fuck it and walked out. But don’t quote me on this.
had to take a shit obviously
That’s the least urgent pooping emergency I’ve ever seen, he’s strolling and even stops to play a pass.
Unrelated, but I like his last name.
I’m surprised someone with a history of being so dedicated and committed would quit in the middle of a game like that.
dedicated and committed
As a Schalke fan, I’d like to say a thing or two about that. He left us to go to Wolfsburg!
As a Wolfsburg fan, I’d like to say a thing or two about that. He left us to go to PSG!
good I hope all these guys are fucking miserable
Anyone who ever came close to shitting themselves at least once in their lives, knows that this is not one of those cases. You don`t just casually walk away when you feel it coming, you run for your dear life
As someone who is probably one of the top global experts on shitting yourself, having suffered from an a degeneration of parts of my intestine causing me to shit at rapid speed with warning times ranging from zero to one minute and this to shit myself at least once a week for two years, sometimes you walk and sometimes you run.
It depends on what’s going on internally when the shit strikes, sometimes legging it will trigger sphincter release but sometimes it won’t.
This guy shits
Tbf your best bet is to walk off, doesn’t arouse suspicion and doesn’t force any unintentional pressure that may cause a tragic explosion
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Draxler’s girlfriend: “my parents are home”