I’m playing a wizard in one of my current campaigns, and when we hit level 5 I started writing my PC’s will.
“What is my purpose?”
“You werf flammen.”
“Oh my god.”
I remember one Dark Heresy campaign where the majority of damage caused to the players was dropped grenades and Molotov cocktails.
“I’m telling you, molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail - boom, right away, I had a different problem.”
- Jason Mendoza
Produce flame is one of my cantrips
Fire is funWe’ve a gnome wizard in our party who focuses on fire magic. Our last combat involved the DM rolling out small groups of minions each round. They were coming out of an airship and stayed grouped up. You bet your ass that gnome spent 3 turns in a row casting 3 fireballs.
Whenever I have a problem, I chuck a fireball at it, and BOOM! I have a different problem.
Me and the boys deleting a monster:
D&D, where the only winning move is to not play at all.
“Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!”
True fact, I always carry a Wand of Magic Missile in 5e when I can afford it. They’re so useful, no concentration check stands a chance!