Masimatutu@mander.xyz to Comics@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago"Browsing the web in 2019" by bruised_bloodfiles.ioc.exchangeimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up11.46Karrow-down115
arrow-up11.44Karrow-down1image"Browsing the web in 2019" by bruised_bloodfiles.ioc.exchangeMasimatutu@mander.xyz to Comics@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square133fedilink
minus-squareMasimatutu@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·10 months agoAnd “Install our app!”. And those glorious auto-play videos blocking your entire view.
minus-squareDrVerlocher@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·10 months agoYou get bonus points if the auto-play video scrolls with you in the bottom right corner.
minus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·10 months agoAnd hitting the close button doesn’t stop the video, it just disconnects it from the window so it can return somewhere on the page.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-210 months agooh boy we’re getting so much engagement with our video player! People must love it to click it so much!
minus-squareHolyhandgrenade@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoThis is what happens when you base all your business decisions on algorithms, not human feedback
minus-squareDrVerlocher@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 months agoAnd don’t forget: The close button has to be -1px in size. God forbid you could close that obnoxious, epileptic video without opening the developer console.
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoAllow me to introduce you to Kill Sticky
minus-squarePerfide@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoEven more points if, after closing the video, the video pops back up every time you scroll even a single millimeter back up the page.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoWithout the autoplaying and scrolling video that uses 1/2 of my screen, how will I ever focus on reading the page?
And “Install our app!”. And those glorious auto-play videos blocking your entire view.
You get bonus points if the auto-play video scrolls with you in the bottom right corner.
And hitting the close button doesn’t stop the video, it just disconnects it from the window so it can return somewhere on the page.
oh boy we’re getting so much engagement with our video player! People must love it to click it so much!
This is what happens when you base all your business decisions on algorithms, not human feedback
And don’t forget: The close button has to be -1px in size. God forbid you could close that obnoxious, epileptic video without opening the developer console.
Allow me to introduce you to Kill Sticky
Thank you.
Even more points if, after closing the video, the video pops back up every time you scroll even a single millimeter back up the page.
Without the autoplaying and scrolling video that uses 1/2 of my screen, how will I ever focus on reading the page?