Just wondering
That’s like asking if the universe existed before the big bang.
I’ve always said it’s better to burp it and taste it than to fart it and waste it. YMMV
Quality. Thank you for posting.
These are mysteries of life that need investigation.
At that stage, it’s still a farteus.
Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.
Maybe it should be called a fubble?
Hmm. Lava comes from Magma. M is just after L.
Using that logic, a Fart comes from Gagma, which some people truly can eject.
Like a vulcano, it’s either dormant, active or erupting. So dormant is no gas, active is gas, erupting is letting the gas out, ie. farting
Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise
As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.
Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.
Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔
You can’t study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.
If you hold a fart in long enough, could it become a burp? Or does that only go one way, from potential burp to fart?
Wait, are you implying that if you hold a burp long enough, it becomes a fart?
Yes, the gas has got to go somewhere…
I’ve heard of a person that can’t burp. or rather has an extreme discomfort in burping due to some accident that hit the shoulder neck alignment.
Said person also is an expert at how to not butt clap farts so yeah.
I think that a fart is specifically gas passing out of your intestines. Until it does that, it’s just gas.
my gastrointestinal atmosphere is none of your business.
It’s a fart from the moment of conception.
It’s a quantum superposition of being both a fart and a number 2. You never know until you observe the results.
It could end up being a shart.
Is a fart the gas itself, or the passing of the gas? The definition says it is the passing of the gas. Therefore, a fart isn’t a fart until it’s been farted. Before that, it’s just gas in the ass.
It’s the lava/magma debate all over again.
Not really a debate there, geologists pretty universally agree that magma becomes lava once exposed to air
Is it a passing of the gas if no one’s around to smell it?
c/lostlemmings
“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”