Turns out the reply in my thread telling me the best way to combat not caring about Linux is to care about Linux was absolutely correct.
I picked up a laptop, installed Linux Mint Cinnamon, and I’m already obsessed. I haven’t had this much fun with a PC in a long time and it’s just a cheapo Dell Inspiron 3520.
Most of the MS suite (especially if you’re in Officr365 is hosted via portal.office.com, use it on Windows through your web browser for two weeks, see if it’s actually manageable to do so, and make the switch if so.
This. And you can install Microsoft Edge on Linux. (Bing chat go BRRR)