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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8903786/ https://www.vox.com/down-to-earth/2022/11/30/23473062/plant-mimicry-boquila-trifoliolata https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimicry_in_plants?wprov=sfla1
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoSo if you have plants in your bathroom, they’re watching you poop. Neat!
minus-squareJay@lemmy.cacakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoThat kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoBut wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoPlants: “Eat more phosphorus and potassium!”
minus-squareEufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoNot if they have to see that guy with his pants off!
minus-squareNarrrz@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoplants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
minus-squarelol3droflxp@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoFor 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
minus-squareJay@lemmy.cacakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoYa, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time. That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
minus-squarelol3droflxp@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoDrip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.
minus-squareOmega_Haxors@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-29 months agoThey smell the food, they can see the food being made, but by the cruel hand of fate, they just can’t get the food.
So if you have plants in your bathroom, they’re watching you poop. Neat!
That kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.
But wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?
Probably not with my diet.
Plants: “Eat more phosphorus and potassium!”
Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!
plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.
That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.
They smell the food, they can see the food being made, but by the cruel hand of fate, they just can’t get the food.