Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
Seriously, heavy metal… What these orcas do to deserve that?
Pretty good playlist (Spotify link) to be fair.
In retrospect, they may not have appreciated the thematics of Blood and Thunder.
Gojira would have been a much better option…
NOW I CAN SEE THE WHAAAAAALES
boat not designed to moshpit with whales…
They aren’t “pummeling boats”, they’re headbanging ffs
This could make a great Metalocalypse episode.
Mandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name
PLAY SOME SLAYER!
Making the Orcas feel like Doom guy when the music kicks in will surely stop them.
Of course not, do they not play Doom? It makes orcas 100% more metal.
Yeah, let’s start an orca mosh pit. That’ll fix 'em!