Im scared of the staplegunman
but orlando bloom needs a first mate
Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
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You wouldn’t download a kid.
You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
I wish.
I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
Why someday? Why not now
cause it take some months
It’s like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.
I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
All the comments are just pure gold.
I don’t want kids, pirated or not.
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
Nah, they seem to be awake.
The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
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“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
The production value is better than GOT season 7
Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
You wouldn’t download a kid
Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
You wouldn’t download a fridge
Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
No they’re free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.