I do make a habit of carrying tissues everywhere, but I can imagine there would be cases where that’s not practical…
Every time I sneeze I redirect all the air into a cough. If I actually need my sinuses cleared (e.g., at the end of a cold germ) I just blow my nose. Am I in the minority?
I’ve never heard “snot rocket” before. In the UK it’s called “footballer’s handkerchief” for obvious reasons.
Ever done any kind of hard labor? Construction? Landscaping? Farming? Judging from your statement, I don’t think so.
Snort and swallow
I’ve found (here in the US), that almost every bathroom has these little paper tickets in the bathroom stalls. If you chain enough together you can get a pretty decent tissue from it. I think they call it Tissue Paper or TP for short.
Aside from that, as a responsible adult, I keep a collection of various drive-thru napkins in the center console and a roll of “Shop Towels” in the back.
That’s what your socks are for!
I personally love to snot rocket.
Who ya gonna call?
After reading these comments? The authorities.
Snot rocketing is badass, and one of those cool physical skills like whistling and snapping her fingers that every little kid looks forward to learning.
Go to the nearest toilet and use TP if you can.