If I can clock in on the shitter that’s where I’d clock in every morning
“Nate, we need to talk about your login locations.”
“What’s wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn’t be used?”
“Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it’s the gents’ room on Mondays, the ladies’ one on Tuesdays, the disabled’s one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles’ private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?”
one of the better ideas I’ve heard recently is that commute time should be included in clocked hours
Can I still clock out to play into the breach or do I then actually have to work on my commute?
Maybe we should just have shorter work days or 4 day work weeks so that everyone isn’t just insanely burned out from the rat race.
congratulations! companies now have motivation to hire people as close as possible to the workplace, as well as fire those who live further than everywhere else!
those optimizing fucks would run that idea into the ground, i think
well, other than no one can afford to live near the workplace
