I’ve had two trees in my whole life, both plastic, at this rate maybe I’ll have 3 in my total life. I still don’t get why people cut live ones, you hurt the tree, it probably will make a mess while drying, and you’ll end up trashing it at the end of the season.

Yes the smell must be nice but there are options now for that scent…

Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.