I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.

When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”

This really makes you think.

Great. Just when I thought the shitty “nobody” meme was dying, it evolves and makes even less sense.

I like how this was posted on LinkedIn.

If we cut out the context of that anecdote we get something resembling those weird recovered Sumerian jokes.

Not accurate at all. You need a lot more paragraph, even better if you cut them every 2 sentences, and emoji at the end and beginning of every sentences.

Why the fuck would I want to work for a starving dog