Why are there so many “webcomics” that look exactly like this? AI generated?
Safely Endangered is a pretty popular webcomic, so I highly doubt it’s AI, but I guess a lot of the styles we see are becoming sort of similar.
Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next- [CRACK]
Isn’t Santa omniscient? He should already know where the presents are, so he must be a sadist.
Santa isn’t omniscient. He can see you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.
What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?
You can’t even shake Facebook or Google that way. How do you expect it to work against a demi-god?
I think we’re discussing the limitations of a fictional being. In the context of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, I’m not sure his powers apply to the internet, being that “He sees you when you’re sleeping…”, but he only “… knows when you’re awake.” So if my incorporeal consciousness was uploaded to the internet, do you think I could spoof my online status to green, so that I’d be untraceable to Santa?
Possibly. I have seen many drawings depicting Santa being threatened by technology.
If we’re building a thing, I don’t think Krampus would be as limited, but his punishment wouldn’t be as dire.
You need to be behind 7 proxies to evade him
TIL ED is back
Fake: basically VPNs with more steps
Gay: behind
Oh shit, you figured me out
I’m good with secrets.
If he is, he’s not doing it for the presents. He has an army of elf factory slaves to make new ones.
No, this is about compliance. When Santa asks you a question, you answer. Or else
Blocks the door with a chair