It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top
This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.
Don’t worry, next year’s model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year’s!
Needs more child killing devices
2 hours? You’re funny, this is what they drive to go to the McDonald’s 2 blocks away
Source: I am 'Murican
With those babies on the road, 2 hours are for waiting in perpetual traffic-jams.
Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.
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What did canada do to deserve that?
It’s not Canada as a whole, just tankies.
Is there a lot of tankies in Canada? I am still confused on why Canada specifically. I have blocked most of the tankies troll instances so don’t know much about them.
I think Canada is just a placeholder to represent English speaking Tankies. Itd be a bit weird to have an America ball for the Tankies, though I have encountered the occasional Canadian Tankie who are somehow more insane than their American counterparts.
You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.
The closest america will ever get to having working public transport.
NGL, I’d ride this thing to work every day.
My American mind can’t even comprehend it. It’s like a fuckin’ cruise ship, but on a truck.
Sounds a lot like you’re comprehending it already
Cruise truck!
And there’s a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side
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The flags are pointing the wrong way. I’m having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.
It’s AI gen
I’ve you’ve ever driven in 50 knot winds it makes sense
May I ask where this is from?
Season 3 of Phineas and Ferb. The episode is Road Trip.
Thank you.
I’m not even a country fan but that episode’s song kicks ass
Howl’s Moving RV
This would crack open any asphalt instantly.
Implying there’s enough solid, well maintained asphalt anywhere to crack.
Buccees is a choice inclusion. At least everybody has clean bathrooms.
What good reason is there for a gas station on a highway cruise liner, though?
For roadtrip snacks, duh
And clean bathrooms, apparently.
This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad
It’s a Texas thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Am European, can confirm. Well, my mind CAN comprehend this monstrosity, but it REALLY doesn’t want to, so I’m not gonna force it 🤷
Just put it on a train instead and they’ll be fine with it
That train looks seriously awesome :p
Pretty sure it’s from Snowpiercer.
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It only requires the continuous sacrifice of small children.
What is this, a car carrier for ants?
I like the airport tower.