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- badrealestate@feddit.uk
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
I hate the design, but that’s really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That’s some challenging work! I don’t even know how you’d cut those tiles, and you can’t bend tile.
I can’t tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would’ve just slapped the mirror on top.
Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?
I hate that there’s no showerhead though.
Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.
I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.
For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.
I thought this was collapsed, but in second glance it’s really how it was constructed.
That means it’s working
OP is the one who came up with the tilted Linux desktop idea: https://hackaday.com/2023/12/31/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-diagonal-linux-desktop/
Contractor: that’ll be $5k.
Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?
Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.
I kinda want this now
This is a bathroom for angry shits.
If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.
If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.
What if you’re fucked up on shrooms?
I’m getting dizzy just looking at it
Picasso’s bathroom
Set time travel machine to… UK 1981
Needs more avocado fixtures.
That’s… Hmmm. I don’t hate it, but it’d probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.
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nooooo I hate postmodernism nooooo I hate when things are visually challenging to me I want everything to be normal and boring nooooo