There’s a lot of money in propaganda. It’s everywhere now.
There’s a lot of money in propaganda. It’s everywhere now.
Plus the whole “running from the police” thing tends to have extra consequences.
… But then again, so does stopping for the police.
I see we’ve got some really strong opinions going on here. Just wanna remind everyone to keep it friendly and civil.
And on that note, all you weirdos who place it behind are wrong and I will die on this hill.
Fight me.
hahahahah … I can see how that can be confusing…
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.
You are quite welcome!
(I’m helping! Yaaaaaay!)
Edit: Found the old version, just to provide actual help.
This joke has been around a lot longer than he has.
Also, this image is a knockoff of a decade old meme, but made worse by adding a lot more words.
Edit: the older version
Yeah, we’re not playing this game. Removed. Next time it’s a ban.
It’ll go somewhere. It’ll go in fuckin circles, but won’t go anywhere meaningful.
So is this an actual Dragon Age game? An RPG like the original games?
Or is this an overwatch clone dancing on the corpse of the IP?
I had an absolute blast with the farsight gun. But honestly, if they bring it back, I hope they nerf the fuck out of it. Because kids online will be fucking insufferable with it.
Back then, you were playing with your friends in the same room. If one of your friends was being a douche and griefing with it, you could just slap them.
The tough part to recreate is that the multiplayer was so fun because it was innovative. It was one of the first games to do stuff like that.
24 years later, we’ve had a lot of games do a lot of stuff as well.
… But I’d still happily enjoy bringing all of it back, even if it was just a cosmetic facelift.
I can agree with that. In fact, I just played the System Shock remake and found it quite enjoyable. It kept the same vibe and feel while just updating the cosmetic aspects and having a few QoL changes for some of the mechanics. The maps and story felt the same, and I enjoyed the nostalgic feel of playing it again.
Maybe I wouldn’t mind an alpha centauri remake. They’d only have to update the cosmetics and the UI, after all.
Oh hey, a new civ! It’s been a while since Gandhi nuked me.
That game was a fuckin masterpiece. I actually don’t want it remade because I worry it would never live up to the original.
Challenge accepted.
So, this comic is actually #5 in a 6-part series. One that’s gone increasingly ridiculous as it’s progressed.
The villain here is Lasso Man. The lasso tool is a selection tool, a way to select something by drawing around it, letting you do whatever you want to the selection. In this comic, Lasso Man is using his power to take parts of other people and add them onto himself, gaining their powers.
In panel 5, we see he took the powers of Copy and Paste, who were featured in a previous comic. We’re also introduced to Cut in that comic.
in panel 2, the guy in Green is Undo/Redo/whatever.
In panel 6, we get a few more characters. The guy in red is Slice, which is like an upgraded version of Crop. It’s used to slice up an image into pieces that you can do stuff with.
The dude in orange with the purple helmet is presumably the Spraypaint function, which is a type of painting tool with a customizable “brush”. The one with the drop I guess is Liquify, which is a type of filter that let’s you distort images.
Panel 11 is confusing without context. See that purple arm? It belonged to Paint Bucket Man. He can fill in selected areas with a specific color. In this case, turning that woman solid “stone”.
In panel 14, the dude uses Generative Fill, which can be best described as asking an AI to fill in this section, hence the weird finger results.
Finally, we’ve got the wizard up next. He uses the Magic Wand tool, which is another selection tool that basically uses “AI” to determine what you want to select. With this tool, you can adjust its tolerance to determine how little or how much it considers worth selecting. In this case, the wizard turns the tolerance all the way, telling it to as much as possible.
Then he deletes it.
Best part is, there’s still one last comic left.