Why do you think they hoard wealth? So they can live life as a perpetual pizza party.
great song
"Dear Mr. CEO,
You’ve done such a great job this year with whatever it is you do. We bought you Dominoes as compensation. The whole company.
Thank you for your hard work,"
Just wanted to share a story. I work at a print shop where we make stuff for retail stores or conventions etc. One of our biggest clients tells us last month that he wanted to show thanks for all the hard work last year. And what does he do? He gets us a few Costco pizzas! At that point don’t even do anything. That felt so insulting. Plus he didn’t even get enough for everyone. What a dick
That’s a client, not your employer, they already pay for the service you provide and in their case the company has control over how much they charge for it.
What we’re talking about is your boss taking part of the money that client pays and buying pizza for the staff instead of giving them proper wage.
Their pizza is just a money, car, and jet topped pizza and they request it be without crust, cheese or sauce.
Oh you just know they have a lot of Cheese Pizza amirite
CEOs are full from all the expensive steak dinners they expense to a corporate card.
Yeah, there’s no way they could afford those w/o the corporate card.
I mean, CEOs don’t work hard or make extraordinary accomplishments, so they clearly don’t deserve these blessèd pizza parties.