• MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Stupid article.

    Look, here’s an excerpt from my car’s manual:

    To help prevent corrosion:
    Wash the vehicle regularly to prevent corrosion of the body and suspension components. Also, wash the vehicle promptly after driving on any of the following surfaces.
    . roads that have been salted to prevent them from freezing in winter
    . mud, sand, or gravel
    . coastal roads
    

    Now let’s write a headline to match.

    Subaru: You’ll have to wash dirt off your Crosstrek ASAP to Avoid Corrosion.

    Wow, can I be a journalist now?