yarr@feddit.nlEnglish0·7 months ago- Is Donald Trump secretly a cyborg with malfunctioning speech synthesis software?
- Could he have accidentally taken Valium instead of his daily multivitamins?
- Did someone place a curse on him using an ancient Mayan spell for turning people into slow-talking zombies?
- Was he subjected to some top-secret government mind control experiment gone wrong?
- Has he been possessed by the ghost of James Earl Jones?
- Did aliens kidnap him, replaced him with a clone whose vocal chords were damaged during birth?
- Did he take part in a hypnotherapy session to become a more relaxed version of himself?
- Does he have a severe case of sleep apnea only exhibited when speaking in public?
- Was he attempting to record a hilarious hidden track for his next presidential album?
- Were his vocal cords affected by a mishap while eating spicy food before the event?
- Is there a chance he’s suffering from a neurological disorder such as Parkinson’s Disease?
- Is it possible he’s now fluent in Klingon and we’re all misinterpreting his guttural growls?
- Could it be that he has a rare form of laryngitis caused by shouting too loudly over the years?
- Or perhaps, he’s being remotely controlled by a puppet master through voice commands?