“Wow, you want to FEED kids to keep them in good health? I’d rather spy on everyone in the hopes of catching someone under 18 accessing 18+ material. That’s where REAL good health comes from.”
You’re saying that once we figure out how to baptize unborn babies, abortion is back on the menu?
OK that was a joke but I’m curious how the more radical Christian groups would react to that. Like you can basically guarantee a soul an instant ticket to heaven, why wouldn’t you? Though I guess you’d have to find whichever group actually genuinely believes the spiritual war stuff instead of using it as a cover for a demographic war.
“Wow, you want to FEED kids to keep them in good health? I’d rather spy on everyone in the hopes of catching someone under 18 accessing 18+ material. That’s where REAL good health comes from.”
Ban abortion, also makes it illegal to find food to kids or homeless
They care about their SPIRITUAL health. Physical health doesn’t matter compared to an eternity of hellfire, you heathen.
The suffering means we are doing it right!
Oh God, I’m having flashbacks to growing up in an evangelical community
The sooner the kid dies the less likely they are to sin.
You’re saying that once we figure out how to baptize unborn babies, abortion is back on the menu?
OK that was a joke but I’m curious how the more radical Christian groups would react to that. Like you can basically guarantee a soul an instant ticket to heaven, why wouldn’t you? Though I guess you’d have to find whichever group actually genuinely believes the spiritual war stuff instead of using it as a cover for a demographic war.