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Goblin videos are great too.
My interest is piqued. I went and watched a lot of videos about “goblin mommies”.
Duende
Mimimimimimi
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“Gnome” is definitely a mistranslation. We could call that a “gnomo”. “Duende” has no directly translation but it would be more accurate to compare them to goblins or forest sprites than to gnomes.
That’s because this guy is probably a teenager or very early 20s and the circadian rhythm of that group is ~3 hours behind.
That can’t be true, it has to be because they are lazy and lack discipline
/boomer
Or maybe we’re suffering from this exact lifelong issue well into our 30s…
Exercise when you wake up.
I do, it’s called “getting up”. That’s hard work I tell ya
Some people inherently have a later sleep schedule. The reason that’s associated with younger people is that up until relatively recently, there was a stigma against night owls and people were culturally pressured into conforming. Now we understand it’s healthier to follow your natural sleep schedule and live around it.
Fun fact: Camping is a great way to reset your circadian rhythm.
Doesn’t work in the winter if you’re in the northern part of the world, since the sun doesn’t come up until 9 am.
Also it’s like really cold
Or in even norther part of the world in summer where that bright bastard starts blasting at 4 in the morning.
That’s the part many who don’t live here forget. Sure it’s dark and gloomy, during winter. During summer it’s light out almost constantly
Or the Sun decides never to set or never raise at all.
Though it takes a couple days to comfortably sleep the night so gotta factor that in.
I feel this in my sleepy eyelids
Why must life be so cruel, if we all had a super power to choose from, Id choose narcolepsy
I want a nice simple video game dialogue box ‘sleep 6 hours’, ‘sleep until rested’ they can put it with the thing that shows what bits of me are actually injured so I don’t need to irrationality worry that I’ve broken my leg or developed a rare super infection without noticing. Maybe a note on negative buffs how to remove them? ‘your brain is foggy, it’s not anaemia or anything you just need to drink some water and stretch your legs for a bit’
How much exp I need to level up skills would be good too, like I’d be able to practice for ages if I could see the number getting close to the level up mark
I hate to break it to you but if you want to not have sleepy eyelids, you definitely don’t want narcolepsy. It makes you tired all the time, plus insomnia is a pretty common symptom with it.
Oof definitly chose the wrong term indeed
[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaJLCNjrvHHjSEos5LpvswF71PMV0jHWz](South American gnome sighting playlist)
You can’t post this and not link to some of the best south American gnome sighting videos.
Well, the “Independent Fact Checkers” claim that South American gnomes don’t exist… I think they’re trying to cover something up. Anyone want to book tickets with me so that we can see for ourselves?
Gnomes, you say? There goes my night.
Be wary friend, I went down a massive YouTube vortex on these gnomes.
My body is very much driven by the sun, which means in the winter I don’t really want to wake up until nearly 9. In the summer I’ll get up at 5-6 AM.
I hate that work is rigidly scheduled around arbitrary times.
Blackout curtains and an eyemask. Problem solved.
I have the same issue and smart bulbs that turn on in the morning helped me a ton
This is why I sleep with something over my eyes many nights. Working rotating shifts, I have to be able to disregard daylight and darkness patterns.
I guess I’m lucky because my body came with builtin eye covers.
Mine are too thin to be useful in that regard.
subsurface scattering is a bich
That was a game changer to me
Thanks for posting this! I thought I was alone in this struggle.
But every now and then your sleep schedule becomes so messed up you come full circle and wake up at your normal time (definitely not me right now).
I made this mistake with that Australian guy did that two hour video where he went to South America to do a documentary about hidden land mine fields set up by drug cartels…
If I had to hazard a guess, I would say they were probably provided to a friendly military dictatorship and/or right wing paramilitary during the era of peak CIA fuckery in Latin America, and from there either were transferred to the cartels via good old fashioned corruption, or got lifted from military stores during the inevitable unrest that happened when said dictatorship collapsed.
According to Google news, if you leave gnomes in your garden you are probably signaling others that you are a swinger. So I went to my sister in laws Christmas party and they had gnomes. My wife said no. I mean she’s hot. But my wife said no.
First no plastic flamingos, then no pineapples, now no gnomes!
What’s the world coming to?
I just want kitschy stuff in my yard without people trying to bang me!
I did not know about the plastic flamingo one. Looks like I’m tossing that out…
Apparently you can’t wear black rings or have tattoos of card suites either. Which is funny, considering black rings could also signify that you’re asexual.
I don’t think anybody knows.
GNOME has forever ruined how I want to pronounce “gnome.”
What?! They are said differently?
Guh-nome for the software. It’s a play on how GNU is guh-noo, which is a play on the pronunciation of the animal to differentiate it. This is what happens when you let software developers name things. I would know, being a software developer.
Not a native speaker so I might not get the pronunciation 100% but… is the gnome an animal?
There’s an animal called a gnu, pronounced “noo”.
The Muppets disagree.
I’m not gonna say it’s wrong to call the animal a guh-noo, since there is a G there after all, but pretty much every source lists “noo” and “nyoo” as the two pronunciations.
I’m not quite sure what you’re meaning, but I don’t know of any animal gnomes. The three gnomes I can think of are:
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Gnome, a mythical creature from renaissance alchemy
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garden gnome, a sort a garden ornament
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GNOME, a unix desktop environment
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Wait, the animal isn’t pronounced Guh-new? THE MUPPETS ARE LIARS AND THIEVES!!!
I never even noticed, because it’s g-nome and g-noo in german xD Also took me a while to notice the K in Mortal Kombat
Mortal Ombat!
N- noo not like that!!!