(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
Those fruit puree or yogurt squeeze pouches.
Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.
I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.
I drink beers out of cans/bottles while showering regularly. The amount of water that gets into the can/bottle is neglible.
No glass bottles please. We don’t want you to star in any internet videos of horribly disfiguring home accidents, if you slip.
Cured sausage. It doesn’t dissolve or absorb water.
A summer sausage in the shower is one of life’s guilty pleasures.
Perfect pairing with a shower beer
A nice spicy chorizo
Smoothies from a closed-lit container and a straw.
I guess most thing would be fine if it was put in a container.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
I guess I’ve been eating most food wrong then.
sip a nice cold smoothie in a hot shower, that’s perfect
What the hell is wrong with people…
My question stands.
In fairness, the place isn’t called “sensible questions”.
Grapes.
You wanna get graped in the mouth in the shower?
People like grapes.
Frozen grapes
Thawed frozen grapes.
Steak
Beer.
If anyone has not had a shower beer you should try it!
Is there a shower veer community somewhere on the fediverse?
I hated that the reddit one went from enjoying a beer in the shower to just another place for people to show tits.
Tits are tough to argue with
I like tits, but there was a specific gone wild version for those that wanted to be more explicit. I know I’m probably in the minority, but I didn’t want just another thirst trap.
Back when I smoked I would have a beer and a cig.
Serious question: what’s up with the whole shower beer thing? I have definitely had a beer in the shower a few times in my life, which could be described as rock bottom or a really fun crazy night…
Is it essentially glass-of-wine-in-the-bathtub selfcare?
For me it was part of pre-gaming. I didn’t feel buzzed but for some reason getting out and being clean and 1 or 2 beers in set up the night. Now I have IBS so no more shower beers
Or just stay in the shower with your shower beer and it ends up being a self cleaning problem.
But for safety’s sake, please make sure it’s into a can. :)
For fast eating challenge try cotton candy
Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.
My next door neighbor makes meals in his shower after getting a garbage disposal installed.
…how do you know that?
It’s a Seinfeld reference.
I prefer to run a hot bath with a bunch of bouillon cubes. I bring salad and breadsticks in with me for the unlimited experience Olive Garden promises, but refuses to actually provide paying customers.
When I was in the military, there was a dude that was disgusting. He rarely showered to the point that he had to be ordered to shower. One time, his roommates got so frustrated with him, they took the shower head off, shoved a few bullion cubes in there, and forced him to shower. The dude couldn’t figure out why he smelled like chicken soup.
I’ve always wanted to try this. It’s exactly what I was thinking of.
slaps top of bathtub this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it
Vegetables and fruits. You’d wash them first anyway.
Citrus fruit.
I was thinking apple, but now I think a mandarin might be the answer
Chicken wings. When you finish one, just chuck the bone right into the toilet
Life pro-tip: a shower caddy/organizer is also a great holder for your blue cheese or ranch dressing!
Support your local plumber!
Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they’re drowning in shower water?