They need a falling-out-of-the-window vaccine.
Quick! I need the falling from a buildin…splat!
I wrote splat! LOL, it’s a really tall building 🏢.
Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense
Since I only need “Cow wins Nobel Prize” for a bingo on this card I would be so pissed if this is true.
putin is also like 70 yrs old
The thumbnail made me think that Russia was announcing that they now have Dr Manhattan
It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma
Dr. Moscow, the superman exists and he’s Russian.
It’s been done
It’s good. In fact, it’s the only good think Millar has ever worked on.
Super red man son
Drunk, unemployed, and fond of track suits?
Just fryin’ up potatoes 🥔 with laser eyes and gettin’ white girl drunk on vodka
“A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?”
- Vladimir Putin, probably
Technically, the amount of russians dying from cancer has gone down. This of course goes hand in hand with a rise in acute lead poisoning in Ukraine.
They don’t use lead in ammunition any more.
Or was it pencils… So hard to remember…
Well, we’re all not getting any younger.
Huh?
This is not correct. It’s common for modern ammunition to be jacketed with copper or some other metal, but the core is still lead (or lead-tin alloy) because it’s cheap, dense and soft enough to form into the rifling grooves while traveling down the barrel. Only special-purpose bullets are made with other metals.
Huh, that’s a new one for me. Who told you that?
Fuckin lead industry propaganda ;)
So do you just go on the Internet and make stuff up for fun?
Death is definitely one way to cure someone’s cancer.
Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.
Ah shit, here we go again
Cool story blyat
The vaccine just kills you, can’t have cancer if you’re dead! /s
Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?
Winner of also called out sputnik
They’ve
discoveredstolen HPV vaccines? Good on them!They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine. USA government source.
I know you’re being sarcastic, but vaccines against cancer-causing oncoviruses are not what’s usually meant by “cancer vaccines” (though some people will sometimes use the phrase “cancer vaccines” to include that).
Cancer vaccines are more typically things like Imlygic which sets the immune system against melanoma.
They developed what might be the first cancer vaccine
If by “they” you mean Russia, that’s not what your source says. It’s a press release about Agenus (a US company) licensing their vaccine for production and sale in Russia.
they have entered into a license, development and manufacturing technology transfer agreement for Agenus’ Oncophage® (HSPPC-96; vitespen) vaccine
Wait wasn’t this the premise of FarCry 6?
“Cancer diagnoses decrease rapidly for russian men who run 500m without cover”
Such a shame they don’t have a “dying in a pointless war” vaccine.