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minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoYes, but think about how exciting 16 year old you would be about having sex regularly, and having your own money to spend on hobbies.
minus-squareOnceADream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months ago30 year old me wants to know when that starts.
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
minus-squarepete_the_cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months ago“I give you happy poopy time!”
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoWhat’s a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
minus-squarepete_the_cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoYeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months ago🎵 It’s gonna take some time to get this crap out of you There’s nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
minus-squarekazren@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoMaybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoDoes it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
minus-squareLepsea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoThe bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoIt’s a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.
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Yes, but think about how exciting 16 year old you would be about having sex regularly, and having your own money to spend on hobbies.
30 year old me wants to know when that starts.
I have fantasized for years about buying a toto toilet. the most expensive one I could afford.
“I give you happy poopy time!”
What’s a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?
Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.
🎵 It’s gonna take some time to get this crap out of you
There’s nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵
Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee
Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?
Ass-frica*
The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa
It’s a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.