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But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.
Let’s check what the Bible has to say about this.
Genesis 38:9-10
taking notes
Do not… cum… on the ground…
Is cumming on the bedside table alright with the Lord?
No. Only the face. Or the neck, for the holy pearly necklace.
Idk but definitely not under your desk. He hates that
Just as long as you don’t use the Lord’s denture cup
So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.
But was it the pulling out part or the sleeping with his brothers wife part?
Spilling his seed on the floor. Can’t get them floors dirty!
His dad was asking him to impregnate his brother’s widow but he’s like nah I’ll just screw her for fun. So he dies…
Then later she disguises herself as a prostitute, and gets pregnant by his dad. Apparently this is okay…
Sweet home Judeabama.
I have so many questions about that disguise
Basically it was just a beard.
She just covered her face… I mean I guess he hadn’t seen her for years but still, it seems like he should have recognized her voice at least.
Although in Genesis 27 Isaac tricks his father into thinking he is his brother by putting goat skins on his hands and neck.
I guess old men were easily tricked back then.