“Imagine — the world is dying and you’re having a breakfast for kings,” the ad for the the food proclaims. And why not, as Bakker urges, buy food today so that you can “have parties when the world’s coming apart?”

So. Much. Christian.

This is a far more accurate picture:

These people are blemishes at your love feasts, eating with you without the slightest qualm—shepherds who feed only themselves. --Jude 1:12