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over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and
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can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?
addendum:
I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock is so small, one person might be able to put one foot on it.