I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

  • iiGxC@slrpnk.net
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    5 months ago

    in a strange twist, the chess world already solved this one. Vibrating buttplug

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      5 months ago

      Was there a scandal where a chess player had a vibrating buttplug controlled by another person giving him the answers? That’s….dedication I guess

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        5 months ago

        There was, and then some guy put it to the test á la mythbuster style. I’ll leave the conclusion for you to enjoy

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        5 months ago

        I believe it was more like: a guy was accused of cheating (against Magnus Carlsen), and anarchychess on reddit came up with the buttplug theory. Now everyone thinks it actually happened.

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      5 months ago

      If Lemmy had awards I’d give you one because I really thought I was gonna be original by bringing that up but no, you beat me to it, well done