The ethical issue isn’t really with freezing them, it’s more what happens when thawed. If there was no issue there, I suspect most parents would be happy to invest in a QuietAfternoon2000™
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The ethical issue isn’t really with freezing them, it’s more what happens when thawed. If there was no issue there, I suspect most parents would be happy to invest in a QuietAfternoon2000™
Fuck yeah, I’d be down for a QuietAfternoon2000. Hell, do they make one for adults? I’m ready for a good nap.
No, you’ve already purchased the “Over-30-Everything-Hurty” DLC for Living: Life and we don’t offer refunds, so…
That’s ok, I’ll cut my losses. Just take it back.
The package is no longer sealed, we can’t accept returns.
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That’s called Benadryl.