MENLO PARK, CA—As he argued that he of all people should know the difference between the real and virtual worlds, a blood-covered Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly informed Friday that the murder he had just committed was not in the metaverse. “Yeah, right, there’s no way that guy I just killed was real—we’re in the…
Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.
Hey now, don’t kink shame
Hey, unregistered psykers aren’t allowed on the Internet!
Stop spilling state secrets! Now we’re going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!
I feel like he’s too boring for that.
That’s just the mask he wears in public.