Agent 747
You’re hired. Report to Chicago on Monday.
Bravo
So dumb. The shareholders end up paying the costs for this.
The shareholders helped fund the murder of John Barnett.
I’m sure the ROI estimate checked out.
Could it be an alter ego of Agent 47?
Come on man. That’s obviously the joke.
Only the Onion would write an article about the promotion of a corporate hitman/fixer after a Boeing whistleblower was just “suicided” IRL, and make it hilarious.
I freaking thought " of course". Reality has gotten so stupid I didn’t even think for a second this was fake.
Soon enough, Onion stories will start predicting the future
I think they actually did a few years ago. I don’t remember the article, but it might have been one about Bush Jr
Is he the one who killed John Barnett?
Well, he could tell you . . . but then