ARLINGTON, VA—Lauding the grizzled figure who has a large scar running down his left cheek, Boeing has promoted a mysterious employee known only as “The Panther,” sources confirmed Thursday. “The entire Boeing family would like to extend a big congratulations to The Panther, who has recently proven that his loyalty to…
I freaking thought " of course". Reality has gotten so stupid I didn’t even think for a second this was fake.
Soon enough, Onion stories will start predicting the future
I think they actually did a few years ago. I don’t remember the article, but it might have been one about Bush Jr