No it wouldn’t since it wasn’t made at thr time.
English not your first language? No worries, see the “would have”? That phrase signifies a hypothetical - I’ll leave you to ponder what hypothetical situation could be meant in this particular case, but spoiler: it involves comparing features of things that were constructed in different time frames.
No it doesn’t
Why don’t you go figure out what a shower thought is before berating this guy.
I’m not berating, I’m helping clear up some confusion about the conditionals.
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What if I don’t believe it?
If your lack of belief in it changed the actual reality of things, I’m pretty sure that’d make you God.
Not necessarily. All we know is that everything seemed to come from a single point, on a cosmic scale. However, at that scale, our entire galaxy would be considered a single point.
What we do know is that everything is expanding, and that it was homogeneous by the point that it cooled enough to cease being a plasma (and so opaque to light). It could have been a vast area that suddenly spawned matter/energy, rather than a single point.
Instructions unclear, universe exploded my phone when I tried to fit it inside
Now that’s gonna be one spicy pillow
The entirety of the internet on my toilet.
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
The power of Sun Microsystems in the palm of my hand
drinks a cup of Java
Unix noises
Wait, what does that sound like?
The unmatched power of the sun, even?
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And when that future comes, Apple will still manage to fill 50% of your space up with god-knows-what.
Doubtful. Corporations seem to have a lifespan of 150 to 200 years at most. IBM may manage to break the 150 mark, but they are already losing market share. The cracks are showing in Apple only a decade after Steve Jobs died. I wouldn’t be surprised if Apple, Google, and Meta are all gone before they hit the 100 year mark, the latter two may not make it to 50
Knocking on wood that we don’t nuke, fry or pollute ourselves out of the race until then.
I remember, towards the end of the last millennium, marveling with some friends about an article estimating the current size of all the data on the internet. IIRC, it was in the neighborhood of a couple hundred terabytes. Wouldn’t fit on your phone, but there’s plenty of data hoarder types who have that kinda storage on the server in their spare room.
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The Mistral language model is 3.8gb and has a crazy amount of knowledge
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There is a time where the entire universe could of fit in the volume of your phone.
and it was more diverse, surprising, and engaging than what the have now.
🤯
That’s just the intermediate value theorem.
If we define the size of the Internet as a continuous function, and it started at zero and currently doesn’t fit in your phone then yeah, no shit, at some point it fit in your phone.
If it’s truly continuous there was an exact point where it would exactly fill up your phone with no room left over.
There was a time it would’ve fit on a floppy
This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and “stretch” the definition of Internet.
Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.
Yeah, but if you wrote really small on a note card you could have used the entire internet on a test!
This is actually exactly why I love the internet
And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)
According to wikipedia, “Microsoft has used the extension since 1983.”
Lol, no idea
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There also was a time when the entirety of the human language would fit in this thread.
We have a great great great great … grandfather that was a single cell.
grunts approval
grunts dismissive mocking
grunts don’t make me turn this mammoth around
This is not a shower thought
It literally was though.
That’s not what this sub is for.
Just to sum up: after telling me that this shower thought is not a shower thought, you say that the shower thoughts community is not the place for shower thoughts.
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Did you forget where you are posting? Or do you maybe have a very … unique … definition of what comprises
“the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. […] thoughts that many people can relate to and […] find something funny or interesting in regular stuff”
as per the sidebar?
It’s not for literally any thought that occurs during a shower.
The internet or the world wide web?
Well both technically, but at different times
I’m not so sure a single phone could have handled the internet even in infancy. You’d need at least 2. :p
At least 2 phones? Could be 1 phone with a big SD card then…?
But how much stuff do you think was on the nascient www? There’s periods where it was literally a few dozen megabytes. Even when usenet was pretty active it wasn’t much space in the scheme of things, we had servers storing everything in some few gigabytes of storage.
It was a joke about needing to create a network, which requires at least 2 devices talking to each other.
But he was talking about storage
Run a VM in the phone that connects to the host over an OTG cable. Boom, internet