conservative humour be like “why can’t we beat the ever shit out of children anymore, huh? my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine” 🤡
conservatives incapable of understanding that not only were their parents shitty people for having 1v1 death matches v toddlers, they were also shitty for a bunch of other reasons, and no sane person would ever aspire to be like them.
conservative humour be like “why can’t we beat the ever shit out of children anymore, huh? my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine” 🤡
conservatives incapable of understanding that not only were their parents shitty people for having 1v1 death matches v toddlers, they were also shitty for a bunch of other reasons, and no sane person would ever aspire to be like them.
Shhh, don’t tell them that growing up and becoming an advocate for hitting children is not, in fact, “turning out fine”.
You don’t need to go that far: they’re upset that people are wearing clothes. They are definitely not ok.