“Wildly successful”? At what? Graduating high school? Or, since probably home schooled, passing the GED.
No shade against the home schooled; quality varies wildly, and indoctrination rates are high. Public school systems can try to indoctrinate you, but the vaccine is your peers.
What Twilight fans go for
In the mirror universe, in 1952, a young Fred Willard was walking through a chemical plant when he fell into a vat of preservation fluids. Instead of drowning him, the fluids embalmed him alive, making him ageless, immortal… and evil. 72 years later, having mastered the art of crossing between realities, he now stalks our world, neither dead nor alive, seeking carnal pleasures and absolute power. He is… THE ALPHA MALE.
Coming to theatres this fall!
The alpha particle radiation male?
Terrifying!
I’ve read worse origination stories. I’d watch this.
Alpha: unstable and unfit for the general public.
You have to appreciate the honesty
Maybe by beta release they will add pigment and teeth.
Or a fellon, seeing how the whole alpha wolf BS these guys base themselves on turned out to not exist in nature. That behaviour only exists in captivity.
Dude looks like a Ben Shapiro incest baby
He looks like someone kicked a deflated football.
He looks like he’s been dead for a week.
The image is shopped, and it’s a fake person anyway, lmao
Do you know for a fact it’s shopped or are you just guessing? I honestly can’t tell from the photo alone if it’s real or not
edit: apparently the account itself is real at least and probably run by a reich-winger: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/who-is-richard-strocher-the-conservative-commentator-who-predicted-the-jewish-tunnels-explained (yes yes not the best source ever, but if it bothers amyo you can go find a better one)
Just look at the other images of “Richard” on the account and you can see “he” is not nearly that pale.
reich-winger
Might as well call him a doodyhead while you’re at it. So childish.
Found the reich-winger
The fact that none of you doofuses say things like this irl proves that deep down, you know how stupid it really is.
You’re literally no better than the losers who called Obama “Obummmer”. Pathetic.
This childish shit is a virus among the idiot ideologues. At least it makes it easy to identify you guys, though.
Want me to bring you some tissues to clean off those tears, little reich-winger? Maybe some tea?
Do you really not realize that reacting to me by smugly repeating your playground tier insults just reinforces my point?
The irony is I’m probably further left than you, lol. I’m just also an adult who acts like one.
So, wait, his name really IS “Dick Stroker”? 🤔
Fake person, fake post, serves only one purpose.
It’s the blue tie. It chokes them out like a wood stake in a vampire’s heart. He looks like a traffic cone under a blonde turd in a red tie.
How can your be 18 and successful?
Inherit mommy and daddy’s money
Clearly you have not tried being born to a billionaire ;)
Existing gives you a significant advantage over the guy in the image, though, since he’s literally not a real person, lol
Go to tech school (some high schools offer it for free), get a trade, start up your own business, etc.
Successfully graduated high school. He mixed up 1 in a million, with 1 in millions.
Your rich parents die young.
And you secretly dress up as a giant bat and beat up petty criminals to cope with your parents death, only making things worse in the long run.
While endangering a string of orphan boys who you keep dressing up in tight green booty shorts… for reasons.
Yes, very scientific rich people important flexibility reasons you see.
Where can we find this? For reasons…
Learning the difference between “you” and “your” is probably one of the steps, lol
What do you mean? /s
What do your mean, what do my mean? /s
My mean means you means i mean your mean. /s
I recently learned that there are people using AI for their profiles, but now it looks l like let AI “improve” their photo.
18
Wildly successful
About to bust out my stellar SAT scores and bag some incredible Trad Wife pussy
By stellar, you mean barely above average SAT score?
In the US, and basically everywhere else, being born into the right family is 95% of what makes someone “wildly successful”, so I’m not sure that’s totally wrong. He just didn’t have to earn it like he should have to.
Ya p much. At 18 isn’t really enough time to really earn success. You have to have been incredibly lucky in one way or another.
Or, more likely on this case, I’d guess moderately successful with help, and on the wrong side of the dunning-kruger to realize what “wild success” even is
No shot this guy is 18 he looks like, 30.
He looks like he’s 55 but used a face filter to conceal gin blossoms
I resent that, I’m 30 and I look at least half his age
Sorry.
What? He looks 85. I doubt he’s real with a name like Dick Strocher, but if that picture is real, I feel bad for the guy.
He looks like a ventriloquist dummy
As someone who is about to turn 40, I personally thought he looked more like 59.
Waxy
Incels, trying to legislate their way into vajayjay.
Got his make up done at the mortician.
And certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
Yeah, because he’s not real, lol.
Ideologues will believe anything if it means they have someone to feel morally superior to while they lob, underhanded, their schoolyard-tier insults.
If conservatives didn’t constantly behave this pathetically, it wouldn’t be so believable that a post like this one is real.
Nah, you’re extremely gullible, take the L.
Why don’t you get off the internet for a while. Seems like you could use some outside time.
Keep my name out your mouth, Chudly.
Ok buddy. I was actually just referring to IASIP. No ideology, he looks like Frank from the episode “Frank’s Little Beauties”.
https://youtu.be/d2jBBQQkDL0?si=xA3jhqKBbkkSPmyc
I couldn’t care less if it it’s fake, or the ideology of the post. All I know is “man look funny”.
You’re looking for a fight that doesn’t exist.
Sir, you came in here correcting a you/your typo, shut your ass up about “schoolyard tier insults”
I only did so as a means of poking fun at someone having taken the OP seriously.
I only ever give someone shit for grammar mistakes when they make them in the course of acting like they’re smarter or better than someone else, because the irony is amusing to me.
At least the mistake was real, lmao
GAAHH THE FUCK . Is that.from an horror movie ? Why does he look like that dawg ?