• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      6 months ago

      … are you actually refusing to eat my mum’s roast? Do you have any idea what time she gets up to prepare it? Are you so ungrateful as to refuse food made as a testament to pure motherly love?

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                6 months ago

                FUCK! Dude, I’m so sorry! I was helping my dad out today, and it was supposed to only take a few hours but then it got complicated and then my mum called and she was pissed that I was hanging with him, and you know how that is… look can we just tell people that we showed up and fought, and that I won, and that’ll be the end of it

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                  6 months ago

                  Oh, oof. Well I’m not gonna lie, but I don’t have to tell anyone you couldn’t make it. All good.

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            6 months ago

            Hey, sorry, I got mixed up and went to Saxby’s instead. Gonna be a few minutes. I’ll be the guy in a red shirt and grey jacket wearing sandals and having sideburns.