Hey this photo makes him look like Jimmy Carter!..no wait, no, it’s just this cat scratching my left eye and bird poop on my right eye. The bird poop makes his hair white. It’s okay I just need to spray soda into both eyes for 15 minutes as described by the CDC for these sort of specific visual hallucination about Jimmy Carter. Very similar to the one about Jim Cary the day when I met putin in his drainage pipe. I thought he was so funny but it was just a bee in my ear and his thick russian phlegm. But that’s a story for another phlegm… nothing rhymes with phlegm that I know of, have you noticed?
Hey this photo makes him look like Jimmy Carter!..no wait, no, it’s just this cat scratching my left eye and bird poop on my right eye. The bird poop makes his hair white. It’s okay I just need to spray soda into both eyes for 15 minutes as described by the CDC for these sort of specific visual hallucination about Jimmy Carter. Very similar to the one about Jim Cary the day when I met putin in his drainage pipe. I thought he was so funny but it was just a bee in my ear and his thick russian phlegm. But that’s a story for another phlegm… nothing rhymes with phlegm that I know of, have you noticed?
Your comment here is sort of a ‘Jackson Pollock’ of comments, sort of a ‘frog in a blender’, if you will.
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