“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
For anyone interested in why you don’t feed ducks bread, its called “angel wings” where their wings deform and feather stick out all over the place and they can no longer fly. It’s also said to be very painful for the ducks also.
Goddamn I thought it just caused them to starve to death that’s fucked
Well so is them starving but still
Wtf why would food do that? I thought they just couldn’t process it not mutate them.