Bukak-tree
Schlongson wronks the dongle.
There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.
Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.
And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).
Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).
“The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”
Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.
Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.
For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
Groot dumpster.
Treenis
Artist’s impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.
Morning wood.
Me on a saturday night
Herbal essence in yo mouff!