The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoStealth buildlemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageStealth buildlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareNekoRogue@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“Oh honey, you’re home! How was your day?” “Terrible.” “Oh no! Is something wrong?” “Well, I was really hangry, and I guess this random stranger on the Funny community was too, and we got into an argument.” “Oh no, what was it about?” “Mick Jagger’s pants.” “…” “We also talked about what I’ll be wearing when I’m 70. We were unable to come to an agreement.” “…” “I just need some time.”
“Oh honey, you’re home! How was your day?”
“Terrible.”
“Oh no! Is something wrong?”
“Well, I was really hangry, and I guess this random stranger on the Funny community was too, and we got into an argument.”
“Oh no, what was it about?”
“Mick Jagger’s pants.”
“…”
“We also talked about what I’ll be wearing when I’m 70. We were unable to come to an agreement.”
“…”
“I just need some time.”
lmao