The last FIVE times I’ve ordered a tuna salad sandwich at a diner, it’s been just tuna, not tuna salad. This is very upsetting, and for the sake of preveserving my marriage I’m not able to just make tuna salad at home. Does anyone know where I can get one?

Places I know I can’t get one:

  • Margie’s Candies

  • Bridgeport Coffeehouse

  • Moon’s Sandwich Shop (Western & Madison)

Please. It’s been so long.

  • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m a little horrified by this one. Either you don’t know how to use a web search, or I don’t know what tuna salad is. Both are worrisome, but more so that you aren’t allowed to make it at home. In that case, your partner is controlling or pregnant.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialOP
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      1 year ago

      She grew up on the coasts, and has strong opinions about how fish should be prepared; ones that don’t align with my Midwestern upbringing.

      The problem is, a lot of places are saying they serve a tuna salad sandwich, but the sandwich is just tuna, not tuna salad. Searching menus online won’t cut it. Hence soliciting personally recommendations.

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        1 year ago

        What are you considering tuna salad? I’ve never seen a place that just put tuna on a sandwich, normally it’s that premixed stuff with mayo only.

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        1 year ago

        Honestly, this reply raises more questions than it answers.

        This feels like some Andy Kaufman shit…