AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoThere’s always someone who takes things literallygoblin.campexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkThere’s always someone who takes things literallygoblin.campAllNewTypeFace@leminal.space to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.
minus-squarejohn_lemmy@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWhy do people want to stay inside cars so much? It’s the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agotake your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWell with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agowhat do you do with the belt? plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agoYou’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoBut I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.
minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agotake a train then? think of all the possibilities
I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.
Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It’s the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.
take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box
Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.
what do you do with the belt?
plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?
You’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!
But I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.
take a train then?
think of all the possibilities