Let’s hope they soon discover and rid him of all the lives ones which continue to devour his grey matter
Presidential candidates looking good this year:
Old guy who bicycles
Old guy who golfs
Guy with literal brain worms
FTFY: RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm
inas His Brain: ReportWhat they’re not telling is the worm died of starvation. It was likely the preferable alternative.
Amy:
FryBobby, what happened to your brain slug?Farnsworth: Tsk, tsk. The poor guy starved to death.
Called it, ask anyone, the second he opened his mouth I knew it was brain worms…
Ok, Alex, I’ll take “Headlines That Write Themselves” for $200
I’ve always low-key blamed Trump (and his minions) on lead poisoning - paint, exhaust from leaded gasoline, old pipes & so forth. I suppose there’s some portion that’s explained by inbreeding. But, I guess some portion of the phenomenon could also be explained by uncooked pork products…
It’s that whole generation who grew up when cars were everywhere and so was lead. It was brief window where it was really bad.
Lead exposure has a tiny threshold to cause mental impairment. And back then everyone was getting dosed. I mean, we still are. Just not as much.
Which is another reason it’s crazy we’re still letting the most lead exposed generation run shit in their 80s.
The effects of aging and lead exposure cause similar effects that stack with each other.
We still had assholes before leaded petroleum and other pollutants that became widespread after the industrial revolution. Not every behaviour can be explained by environmental poisoning!
You talking about when people were drunk the majority of their waking hours?
The poor thing starved to death
Of course the worm was dead. Reason of death: starvation.
That family is plagued by fate. Ts ts. One could think it’s karma.
I hate looking at him. I hate hearing his voice. But this is hilarious.
They need to lobotomize him like they did with Rosemary.
Uhhh what?
The space worm realized he picked a bad host and committed suicide
Darn Goa’uld need to learn their lesson. One way or another, we Tau’ri will get them.
