• Asafum@feddit.nl
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    2 months ago

    How the fuck does that even work?

    Moron: “Your honor, I didn’t rob that bank.”

    Witness: “I’m the bank teller and I saw him rob the bank”

    Paid Liar: “OBJECTION! My client said he didn’t do it, strike that from the record!”

    Judge: “Ok. Guess he didn’t do it.”