The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 5 months agoWish granted!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWish granted!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareterwn43lp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoconsidering the dog’s iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets
minus-squareyoumaynotknow@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 months agoI disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoHate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
minus-squareyoumaynotknow@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoAbsolutely, doesn’t change the fact though, does it?
minus-squareDreamlandLividity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 months agoMaybe the dog is smart? 😆
minus-squaredavidgro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoIn that case… Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong? If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoAlso kids are more like parasites than pets
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoJust cause your mum said that about you, doesn’t mean it’s true of all kids
minus-squareyoumaynotknow@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 months agoMy mom never said that. I did find it written in some of her notes though.
minus-squarewizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThat’s some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoYou’d think that having a quicker than normal kid would be easier to raise, but no. I was walking and talking at 10 months, reading at 21 months, and in Montessori school by the age of 2. I was also probably the worst kid my parents raised.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agolearning to say no at such an early age must have been actual torture for your parents
considering the dog’s iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets
I disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝
Skill issueAmong other things.
Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
Absolutely, doesn’t change the fact though, does it?
damn 💀
Maybe the dog is smart? 😆
Or all of the above 🤣
In that case… Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong?
If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.
“Spike!”
Also kids are more like parasites than pets
Just cause your mum said that about you, doesn’t mean it’s true of all kids
My mom never said that. I did find it written in some of her notes though.
That’s some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.
You’d think that having a quicker than normal kid would be easier to raise, but no. I was walking and talking at 10 months, reading at 21 months, and in Montessori school by the age of 2. I was also probably the worst kid my parents raised.
username checks out D:
learning to say no at such an early age must have been actual torture for your parents
No!