In The Pick of Destiny they’re 50 miles from Los Angeles when the cops try to pull them over and the song Car Chase City begins.
They arrive in LA less than one minute into the song, making their average speed over 3000 miles per hour.
Given the aerodynamic properties of a Cutless Supreme, they are both cooked, and countless windows in LA have been shattered by the sonic boom.
Slightly bigger problem is that those speeds will also rip the atmosphere a new hole, which means not just vaporised carpet and riders, but the area around them as well as the kinetic and thermal energy from phasing through the air at 6 figure speeds is imposed on the surrounding area.
So many Greek ruins obliterated by a careless musical number.
You forgot to include the relativistic effects
Yeah but what about the Parker Solar Probe?
That’s supposed to be travelling at 153,545 mph, so not even half the speed of Aladdin and Jasmine. Also, the Parker Solar Probe is in space.
Magic Carpet pointing to the first word of its name emphatically
Car…pet? Oh yeah, because cars are fast. Makes sense now.
Relativistic_sex_meme.elf
It’s magic.
A Wizard Did It.
That explains why this just looked like it instantly teleported…
Does Dragonball have a warning about the racist caricatures like old Disney movies?
No no no, he’s a mystical creature that just happens to look like that.
Yeah, Toriyama’s actual black characters look way worse.
The range on Blink is OP AF.
What game are we playing? I feel like i’ve said this while playing starcraft 2 about the tier 1 protoss ranged units (stalkers?).
OP has never heard of a montage
It can’t be a montage if they are singing, unless we assume they skipped verses or repeated the song. Either way, I can tell you from personal experience that singing the same song for hours at a time does not make a good date
Do they think movies play in real time? What do they think when there’s a scene change?
The camera is jumping to an alternate reality where events happened just a little bit sooner than in the previous universe, but time is constant across universes.
That’s the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? 😛
No. It’s the agreement you sign with a bank when buying a house.
That’s the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.
My banking relationship is non sexual. However, they still manage to fuck me.
and I keep going back for more
No, that’s a morgage. You’re thinking of the short walk between two lakes where you have to carry the canoe.
No, that’s a portage. You’re thinking of a dish consisting of oatmeal or another meal or cereal boiled in water or milk.
No, that’s potage. You’re thinking of a mixture, often of incongruous elements.
Wait… If you both tie each other up, how do you you get out?
Very carefully.
Yes
I certainly hope someone got fired for that blunder
Egypt is 1,596 km away from Greece in OUR world. But they’re in a whole new world.
Aaaaahahahaha i must tell you, this brightened my day. Good one
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at 1:48 they’re in Agrabah, a place that doesn’t exist
at 1:59 they’re in Agrabah, a place that doesn’t exist
They didn’t leave the atmosphere for reentry to affect them
They didn’t leave the atmosphere
That just makes the aerodynamic heating effects worse.