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      I don’t know what’s scarier…the fact that there’s something worse than toe thumbs, the fact that searching for “sporkfeet” immediately brings up articles about MTG, or the fact that she really does have sporkfeet.

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      As someone with higher than average Neanderthal DNA, don’t lump her in with us.

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      In this case she started the fight. I wouldn’t punch someone because I didn’t like them. However if they do start punching me, I do have a right to defend myself. While insults aren’t the same and I’m not really the type to get that much into it, when people like MTG or Alex Jones do it, I’m not going to have qualms with it being dished back to them. I mention Alex Jones because he does it to a ridiculous degree, and has had MTG on multiple times to spew similarly vile hate.

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        I’m certainly not going to let the person who started it play the victim card after they got it back

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    Why are our tax dollars paying any of these people? I’d rather take their salaries and divide it amongst people who donate blood, platelets, plasma, and bone marrow for free. Tell these political figures that if they truly cared about Americans they’d do their job for the same pay as some first year, public school teacher who only has a bachelor’s degree, while teaching in one of the toughest areas of a big city. I’m so sick of all these spoiled, dolled up, high class [public figures] being paid to run their mouths. Sorry, I had to replace a word in that comment to stifle how I truly feel.

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      Swear away friend. As long as you’re not inciting violence or using slurs/language to intimidate, have at it.

      Malcom Tucker will always be my favourite go to when insulting politicians (or anyone actually) “You’re a fucking omnishambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you just fuck up.”

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    Such alliteration. I’m in awe. Like 6 B words in a row and not one of them is bitch.

    Amazing.

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    You really don’t have to body shame MTG for her butch build. That’s what her spork toes are for.

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        Not just any politician. She’s trying to enact a theological fascist regime. All is fair in love and war.

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          The thing to stress is that cleaning up + being true to what you’ve got + kindness + confidence + a nice personality, will go a long way to cover for ugly (just for all my fellow uggos out there), but selling out humanity subtracts any bit of charisma or allure you might’ve had going for you

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        They are both run by toddlers vying for the most attention. Don’t delude yourself by thinking House Democrats are a bastion of intelligence and maturity.

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            No one said that here. You’re just reducing the conversation to an idiotic meme, just like the two “representatives” in this case are doing. Just shouting bullshit at each other and thinking that makes you smarter because you got the last word. Well newsflash, this doesn’t solve anything. It just strokes your own goddamn stupid ego “my zinger was better than hers” which is absolute moronic stupidity.

            Yes, Biden is better than Trump. But both sides do seem absolutely intent on a race to the bottom and we’re gleefully cheering on our side to get there first. No one is trying to be the better person. Obama kind of did and we flamed him to hell for trying, he was too civil and tried too much to compromise, right? Beating the republicans at their own game is never going to happen. Just by getting us to play their game they win.

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              I am neither Dem nor Trumpublican… without abolition of the more heinous party (GOP) through resistence from other non-fascists, we have no hope of improving. I am not a “we” with Dems. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Though, being forced to vote for a literal “lesser of two evils” does not remove the sidedly inaccurate notion that “getting us to play their game they win” isn’t BS. If you DON’T play, they win. Well-natured beliefs that “rising above pettiness wins” have continuously failed against their churlish word games. If they smirk and say “royal flush” while playing checkers, throw down an Uno reverse card. Fuck the game if rules only apply to some players. Acquiescence to GOP fuckery is weak.

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          Which one of those “both” parties insulted the other out of the blue, and which was one of the parties only responded in kind?

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        It’s why they used to put so much work into fashion! Only Hugo Boss can make those assholes look ok

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          That’s fashion’s whole point, though: to make assholes look glamorous. I never understood why anyone was surprised at the proclivities of its members. 🤷🏽

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    and it’s crockett with the a steel chair of alliteration to the back of greenes head

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    fucking margarine titan greene anime villain monster creature looking ass. may she rot for a thousand eternities and be estranged by every family member

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    On god the way she said it then went off on every even AOC was just splendid. Its a shame shes wasted in texas and will probably get voted out after her first term in congress.

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      She is the chosen successor to the late Eddie Bernice Johnson, who held the 30th district for 30 years, and won almost 80% of the vote, so we’ll probably be seeing her for a long while.